Phrases I could stand to hear myself say less....
"Put that down!"
"Put your jacket in your room please."
"Please stop kicking your brother."
"Brady, stop throwing your yogurt across the table."
"Flush the toilet please."
"Put your shoes in your room please."
"You've been wearing that shirt and pants for three days now. Let's find something clean to wear."
"Is that poop on your hands? BRADY! Gross!"
"Wash your hands please."
"SHUT THE DOOR!"
"That doesn't go there."
"Please stop touching my palm."
"Did you go potty?"
"Did you wipe yourself good?"
"Brady, put that down!"
"Please get your hand out of my shirt son."
"Because that is what happens when you get older honey."
"What is that smell?"
"I think it's a little too soon for you to be wearing eye shadow."
"Please stop banging your fork on the table."
"Please let Mommy have a minute to herself. Because I would like to be alone in the bathroom. Because I'm GOING TO THE BATHROOM. Please shut the door."
And there you have it!